To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
