Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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