woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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