I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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