is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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