On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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