I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm at about main and main street
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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