I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Randomize
