i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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