Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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