i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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