I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
