one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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