i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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