She said her name was "party"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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