Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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