I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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