Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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