he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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