I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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