Dual....:-)
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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