are you still at the devil's house?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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