The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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