Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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