just tell him i said nine months
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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