So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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