that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
