i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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