yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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