Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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