Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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