"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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