just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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