i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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