would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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