therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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