I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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