This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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