bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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