I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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