yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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