you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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