she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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