I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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