New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i believe in u and ur pee
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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