hell yes lets make some ravioli
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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