the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I deserve this hangover.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
