Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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