Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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