Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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